So my fellow countrymen (and women), the debate between Adam and Lucifer continues..
'Hey, do you remember the question we used to ask during our fifth grade? Is fire solid, liquid or gas?'
'Yeah, yeah. to those who say its solid, we ask them how come we could pass a stick through it. To those who say it's a liquid we ask 'em, why doesn't it flow away. To those who say it's gas we ask 'em, why it being hot doesn't go up in the air?'
'Right. The thing is, fire is energy. It's just the heat and light as a result of the chemical reaction - burning of wood. Got the point?'
'Okay, the point is..'
'Don't you see the display that comes on your screen when you switch on your PC? It's the outcome of the electrical changes in the hardware. Cut off the power supply and off goes the display. Likewise the chemoelectrical changes in your brain gives rise to the mind. When you die your mind just shuts down. Period. No afterlife. No pearly gates. The mind cannot exist without the body - your brain!'
'Now that is scary. You're comparing us to some stupid machine.'
'Why don't we leave the mind part here and go back to the life part? Don't worry, we'll come back to finish this.'
'Okay.'
'Well then, what is life?'
'I tried answering that already.'
'Okay, we'll simplify it. Is a cat a living being?'
'Yes.'
'Is a phone a living being?'
'No, its inanimate.'
'Well then, what about an inanimate tree?'
'Pardon me. Yes, the tree is alive.'
'Excellent, how about a virus? It's on the border of the living and the non-living. Its inactive while not in contact. Once it comes into contact with another living organism, it infects it and multiplies. What do you say?'
'I would say its a living organism.'
'Would you say the same for a computer virus?'
'Are you kidding me? How can you call a strip of evil programming, life?'
'Any arguments?'
'It's a piece of malicious code..'
'..information stored in bits instead of DNA or RNA.'
'It doesn't exist. It's only in the computer..'
'..we live in our environment. It lives in its own.'
'A real virus behaves like other species: ensuring the survival of its kind.'
'A computer virus does the same: it replicates itself and destroys others.'
'Oh man, I'm not taking this. A computer virus - life?! Utter nonsense!!'
(To be continued)